"How does it feel to stand on the very stones that ran with your parent’s blood?
Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help you bury your feelings?
Hiding your true self
You’re truly an extraordinary specimen; I look forward to breaking you.”

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clracomalfoy:

in love i’ve always been a mercenary

but i never leave my post when the cash runs out

i wanna make you quiver

make your backbone shiver

hey kid take the stage and deliver

1 hour ago | via | source | 379

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

2 hours ago | via | source | 9777

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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gameraboy:

3D Futurama by Alexey Zakharov

3 hours ago | via | source | 467

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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3 hours ago | via | source | 39730

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

(Source: cockbarf)

3 hours ago | via | source | 52950

For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

(Source: badwollf)

3 hours ago | via | source | 8801

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

3 hours ago | via | source | 69183

fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord)

3 hours ago | via | source | 157044

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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